One Hero, Two Zeroes

Once upon a time... Rolf and Conrad, two mischievous peasants, concocted a bold scheme to impress the lovely Princess Evelyn. She dreamed of marrying a brave and handsomely tall knight. The problem? Neither of them was tall, nor particularly knightly. But where there’s a will, there’s a way! By stacking themselves under a single suit of armor, they set out to become the legendary hero she desires.

Their plan might just work—if they can avoid revealing their true identities, stay upright, and most importantly, not run out of air inside the stifling armor! But even if they reach the princess, can they truly convince her that their "hero" isn’t actually Two Zeroes?

Controls

• Move – A/D or Left/Right Arrow Keys
• Interact (Kick, Pray, etc.) – Left Mouse Button
• Shield Movement – Mouse
• Breathe – Space Bar
  
• In-game Menu – Escape

(It’s simpler than it looks—usually just hold D, use the mouse a lot, and sometimes press Space!)

Gameplay Mechanics

As the player, you must navigate Rolf and Conrad through a series of challenges on their way to the princess while managing three crucial statistics:

• Balance – Represented by a swaying face at the bottom of the screen. Avoid hazards that might tip you over and stay calm to regain stability.

• Oxygen – Poor Rolf can barely breathe under the armor! Find moments to discreetly let him catch some air, but beware—drawing attention could blow your cover!

• Charisma – Impressing the princess isn’t enough! Make sure your hero’s reputation remains spotless by avoiding trouble and winning over the townsfolk.

Hazards & Encounters

The road to royalty is filled with obstacles! Be prepared to deal with:

• The Priest – The town’s clergy expect proper devotion. Show your piety and keep up appearances!

• Bandits – These little thieves are bold, but your towering figure can easily send them running with a well-placed kick.

• Drunkards – Friendly tavern-goers might offer a drink, but turning them down could turn them against you!

• Jesters – These tricksters want to play! Mimic their silly dances, and they may spread tales of your "heroic" deeds.

• Wasps – Summer is prime time for these buzzing nuisances. Unfortunately, Conrad is allergic! Shake them off before he panics.

• Children Throwing Stones – Unlike gullible adults, kids might see through your disguise. Block their projectiles with your trusty shield!

Known Bugs

Player can move after Game Over (not intended)

When breathing and performing an action at the same time, the player can start moving while breathing.

D button doesnt work for some people, probably a browser issue, arrows should still work

Will Rolf and Conrad’s ridiculous ruse pay off? Or will their knightly dream come crashing down? It’s up to you to keep the charade going and prove that sometimes, two zeroes can equal one hero!

Play now and embark on the silliest knightly adventure of all time!